My 4 Yr. Old Secretary

I'm so proud of my little secretary. She helps me so much.

She picks up papers off the floor and throws them in the trash.

She sharpens my pencil.

She brings me water and snacks.

She even answers the phone when I'm not at my desk :~%

But I still have a few things to teach her, like...

Don't bring the phone to the bathroom door and keep knocking and saying,

"Mommy, get outta da bafwoom! Somebody wants to buy somefing. Huwy Mommy! I fink dey ah in a huwy. (silence then another knock) Mommy! Huwy up and flush da potty!"

Then to the customer, "Don't wowwy, she is still on da potty, but she is coming out soon I hope. Sometimes she stays in dewe too long, but I just keep on knockin'"

(I'm not even going to give you a clue who I am :-)